Highlights from tonight’s session zero D&D game to break in the new players.

• All of the skittish party terrified of three dogs (in case they all died right at the start) and hiding from them.
  
• And subsequently derailing my entire plan for the game so I had to pull an entire Lich Lord BBEG out of my arse on the fly and make up an entire lore about him.
• The druid and paladin fighting (and punning) over cheese.
• The sorcerer almost ignoring a huge sign that said ‘CURSED ITEMS. DO NOT TOUCH’.
• The bard accusing a dying old gnome of being a charlatan.
  
• Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Greater Restoration.
• The bard failed their first charisma check.
• Hammer Time vs Gnome Depot arcane smithy rivalry.
• The rogue disguising herself as a member of the royal guard and forging a letter from THE EMPEROR to bankrupt a legitimate businessman.
  
• The bard flirting with a Goliath merchant (#Trillip)

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valentines day coming up fyi…. if any of y’all are in love with me speak up now

Thank you to everyone who messaged me the other day. I’m still feeling not great mentally and I’ve only been here for challenge commitments but I want you to know I’m so grateful and just haven’t found the energy to reply to you all. I appreciate you so much.

Escaped the escape room with two seconds left on the clock and now I’m having celebratory drinks (who needs dinner I want shots!)

Doing an escape room in a little while, then dinner and maybe a few drinks with the bestie :) he’s working away most of February and March in Scotland and Nigeria so we’re making the most of going out while we can.

It’s gonna suck, living alone for all that time.

For everyone who gave me chili tips yesterday - it turned out amazing, thank you!!!

Not so amazing - I cooked the last part in the oven and then immediately lifted the metal lid with my bare hands because I’m a dumbass so I didn’t get to enjoy it as much as my flatmate did because holding a fork was too painful.

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I just… love my best friend so much.

I had a close friendship fall apart for good a couple of weeks ago which cancelled any birthday plans I had coming up and I was struggling to bounce back from it, so my best friend turned around and said “fuck it, let’s just go away” and now we’re going on a spontaneous last-minute trip to Italy for my birthday and we’re going to a fancy restaurant in Venice and I’m just !!!

And honestly the best part is that a lot of my fic ARTEMIS was set in Italy and now I get to see all the places I wrote about :’)

I officially changed my name today! My deed poll certificate comes tomorrow, and then I can legally change my information on all my ID’s.

So if you guys don’t mind, I would love it if you all started using my new name, Serenity.

So I’ve been feeling lousy for a few weeks but couldn’t get a docs appointment and it turns out I have pneumonia 😣 and waited three hours to be told what I already knew and nothing can be done about it 😭😭😭

I kind of want to go back to my original URL but it’s not Supernatural, and I do still love this one…

Text icons seem to be my new aesthetic :) :) :)

Friendly reminder to all of my followers and fic readers that if you need something tagged, whether it’s a trigger or a squick, whether it’s something as random as emetophobia or as common as who tops and bottoms then my ask is always open to you.

Fanfiction allows for more in depth tagging for people who need it, and I promise that if I can help it, my AO3 and blog will be a safe space for you.

I promise I will never verbally attack or condemn you for needing to look after yourself, even if I can’t accommodate your request.